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A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia
Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.
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When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"
Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...
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Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.
-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.
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Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.
kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide
John: Woow your Mr Chode
Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode
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A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.
Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.
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The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis
Give me a lift in the chode wagon
I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday
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