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you fuck ugly girl or ugly/fat girl.
after cumming, ashamed, you shove condom into her mouth and say, "if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you."
I fucked this nasty-ass-slut last night,
but nobody will ever know 'cause she took the code of silence
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A book written by contreversial author Dan Brown. Although it has a good plot this book is not very well written. It is written exactly like a movie, for example, on the back a review says " Wow...Blockbuster perfection". Blockbuster. As in MOVIES! WHy didnt he write a movie script instead of a book? An how the f*** can you fit 105 chapters+epilogue and prologue into a 600 page book!?!? It's just stupid!
person1: i read this book the other day. It sucked!
person2: how much?
person1: well it didnt suck as much as the Da Vinci Code...but it was pretty close
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The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.
The 4 Bromandments:
1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:
"All bromandments are equally important."
"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."
"Healthy inside, healthy outside."
"Be simple, without being plain."
"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."
(Alt-Bro Code)
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Determining someone's place of origin by checking out their cell phone number's area code. Even if they move cross country, people often keep their cell phone numbers to avoid losing contact with friends, or, simply because it's convenient.
Interpreting their retained area code gives a ready glimpse into the history of the person.
Dude1: That girl is hot! Is she from around here?
Dude2: Her cell phone number starts with 619. Area code DNA tells me she's from San Diego.
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A vow of celibacy sworn by two or more male social outcasts.
Dammit Poindexter, I can't believe you had sex! You broke the geek code!
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The younger sibiling shall always embarass the older sibiling and must also rat on them and tell their friends about the older sibilings secrets.
Younger brother to older brothers freinds: did you know that he has wet his bed 10 times this month? I'm required to tell you acorrding to the younger sibiling code.
The younger sibling code: the youngest sibling shot always embarrass the older sibling and must also rat on them and tell their friends about the older siblings secrets
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A Facebook status (but it could also be used on other social networking sites) which is short for "I'm having sex or am about to have sex so don't bother me until further notice." This is often used when you have no idea where your roommate is or simply don't want other people like friends or suitemates to bother you. This is sometimes shortened to just "Code White" but Barry White was chosen because he is rumored to be able to sing any song and make it sound sexual.
Just got back to my place, awesome night on frat row. Code Barry White.
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