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Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.
Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl
Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.
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Another name for a Cyber Bully, e-bullies are very cocky bastards on the Internet who have one main purpose: being a complete jerk and scaring away the new kids.
E-Bullies usually come from normal regular people (who are weak minded) who are bullied by an E-Bully, and thus to get revenge become one themselves and continue the disease as infectious as AIDs itself.
These people are usually soft people inside, so you can just retaliate and they will usually show their true form. Large pussies.
E-Bully: Get the fuck out you fucking whore as fuck bitch fucker.
Victim: :'( I hate you!!
Brave Person: Lol you think you're so tough on the internet, gtfo you weak minded fool. We all know you've been bullied before so stop trying to spread the disease.
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A one-sided relationship that takes place solely on the internet. The female in it is usually a nice girl that thinks it's just a friendship, and the male is usually a desperate, anti-social nerd that thinks he has a girlfriend that he's never met, and expects her not to associate with any other males on the internet or jealousy and anger will ensue. When the male finally expresses his feelings about this girl he's never met, she informs him that it would be awkward to meet in real life and that she actually already has a real boyfriend, and the nerd is crushed, his hopes of being e-laid are dashed.
It almost always ends with a lengthy session of cyberstalking from the male nerd.
Billy was bragging about having a girlfriend but it turned out he's just in an e-lationship, what a fag.
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A person with whom one becomes acquainted only through a friendly, regular electronic correspondence, including email and instant messengers, but not including postal mail, as such a person would be a pen pal.
My e-pal Erica lives in Chicago. Although we've never met, we chat on instant messenger several times a week.
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n e means any, as in "any brains?"
any chavs? becomes 'n e chavs', removal of appropriate punctuation such as question marks is common place and even considered necessary.
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NOUN. unwanted things/articles in one's inbox; oftentimes ads for erectile disfunction or free porn. These are often avoided like the plague (trashed) to prevent your computer from getting a virus.
VERB. 1.The act of sending/receiving said unwantedness. 2.When your computer decides to just log you out of the internet for no reason (or a reason), or it just so happens to shut down completely.
NOUN. "Damn, my inbox is full of e-shit again, which I can't delete fast enough."
VERB.
1."I'm tired of all these goddamn E.D. companies taking an e-shit in my inbox."
2.Older computers will tend to take an e-shit when you try to open 80 windows at once.
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