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A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.
Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...
Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.
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A release of endorphins in the brain which causes weakness of knees and sexual tension in females and a desire of emulation in males. It is brought on by the presence of, thought of, or mention of The Dave.
As Gary mentioned Dave, Daniella felt her knees go weak and knew she was experiencing the Dave Effect.
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When you take a dump, it's nothing way solid, more like a pile that raises up above the water. 10% above water, 90% under water. Much like an iceberg.
I just experienced the Iceberg Effect.
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When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.
#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.
#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.
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A Futon attempts to be both bed and couch, but makes a terrible bed and a terrible couch. The Futon Effect is a force which dooms many similar attempts to a similar fate.
Spork. A spork is that funny eating thing that is half-spoon and half-fork. Intended for camping, this unnecessary invention makes very bothersome the eating of either liquid or solid food, and thus can be said to suffer from The Futon Effect.
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The effect that occurs when hearing songs that you tend to absolutely despise, but find yourself oddly captivated by it, unable to resist listening, change the track / station, or turn off the audio device. You may sometimes find yourself going so far as to seek the song out to listen to it (or maybe even sing along) after hearing it mentioned.
Ah, shit. It's that horrible song by Ke$ha again. Don't you fuckin' touch that dial. The GaGa Effect has kicked in... and... I... can't... stop... listening...
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The concept that the military of the United States will not back gun confiscation efforts by civilian government.
Because of the Bubba Effect, National Guardsmen will not back the Police while they disarm law abiding homeowners during the next hurricane.
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