1d as fuck

when you're so far up one direction's asshole that you can tell who is who by their leg hair

*listens to one direction's new song for 10 hours straight* *1d as FUCK*

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fucked silly

The point as to which a woman loses control of her muscles and thoughts through unbearable pleasure.

Sévigny's eyes roll back in pleasure of being fucked silly.

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Wrong As Fuck

Wrong As fuck, commonly shortened to "wrong af". Derived from the famous University of Central Florida football player Micah Anderson. It is known that a person is "Wrong as fuck" if a person says something that makes entirely no sense at all, or states something of the utmost of obviousness.

Bro-bean: Dude have you seen my ray-bans??
Snacks: What ray-bans???

Bro-bean: the ones in your twitcons dude , I let you see them..
Snacks: naw man I haven't seen them
Bro-bean: Man you wrong as fuck.

well fuck it then

A term you would use if you had just given someone a good idea on something but they reject your idea.

Chad: "Hey let's go eat and then see a movie!"
Joyce: "No, I've gotta go grocery shopping."
Chad: "Well fuck it then!"

Fuck California

Phrase used to express dismay when one realizes California has been run by liberal Democrats for 2 decades, but they still blame Republicans for everything.

Fuck Califronia Liberals, Fuck California Hypocrites, Fuck California Spoiled Brats, Fuck California Gossip, Fuck California Nosiness, Fuck California Anti-Caucasian Racism, Fuck California Aristocracy, Fuck California Decadence , Fuck California Financial Disaster, Fuck California's Nice Weather

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Fucking Normies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me : ice cream + noodle is my dinner
My best friend's little sister: Ew
Me : NORMAL FUCKING FAGS ,SHUT THE FUCK UP! GOD FUCKING DAMN............FUCKING NORMIES , REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck muscle

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.

Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!

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