People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street
I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind
me in homeroom
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Noun. Commonly used on blogging sites such as LJ, a 'friends list' consists of users that a person frequently comments on and/or 'talks' w/. When a user is added to a person's friends list, the user's entries appear on that person's friends page. Flist is commonly used as an abbreviation.
User: Hey, add me to your friends list?
User: I was only gone for a few days, but there are tons of entries on my friends page!
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A person who manages to make one-on-one interactions extrememly awkward, but does not display those characteristics in a group setting.
A person you hang out with in a group, but would never hang out with alone.
"It's so awkward to hang out with him alone, he's better as a group friend"
"Don't leave me alone with him...he's such a group friend"
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When someone of the male species will do anything a female friend asks of him just because she has tits. Not necessarily because he'll get any action, but just due to the simple fact that she has breasts.
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Leo, will you watch my kid so I can go shopping?"
Leo: "Sure, I'll pick him up for you from the store so you can get the maximum amount of shopping done".
Desirae (who has huge tits): "Carlo, can you hold both my kids at the same time while I do my make up and get ready?"
Carlo: "Sure thing, Desirae".
Leo & Carlo are both friend whipped.
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Someone who suddenly starts a friendship with their best friends ex after they broke up
That guy is such a bad friend! Someone needs to tell him to stay away from his friend's ex girlfriend!
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A friend you kind of know, enough to be besties with them when your real best friend is absent from school or can't go to a party. Someone who usually isn't your first choice, but is nice enough for you to be temporary friends with them until you find your real friend(s). But afterward, you will probably never talk to them again.
Sarah: Are you going to Marcia's party since you guys were hanging out during chemistry class?
Jill: No. She was just my Substitute Friend.
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When two people's relationship consists of "Just Doing It"
A: Are Mike and Lauren going out?
B: No, I think they're just nike friends.
A: Oh, good for them.
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