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low hanging fruit

Any gay man or woman under 5'7" in height.

Your trick last night was totally low hanging fruit.

by bunnylumpkin February 13, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 22, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis March 27, 2016


Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pickin my fruit out

just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.

man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!

by ghost nv July 14, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020


Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022