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A phrase used by people online to "loophole" using the N-word in places the N-word is blocked or banned.
"NIGht GERman",
"NIG-GER".
1"i dont like night germans"
2"night germans?"
1" you know, NIGht GERmans"
2 "oh"
When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever
I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer
If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
The act of when a small group if people (3-6) dig up a dead body. They then apoint a leader to begin reciting Adolf Hitler quotes while rapping the deceased body; the other in the others watch and perform the Nazi salute and this act occurs
Finnaly I got to be the leader of the group for our annual German Grave retreat.
Germans head - Cunt.
Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.
"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player
A German Tricycle is a sexual act that involves three of your friends or family getting together and peeling patches of newborn baby skin along with gathering German black male genitals and molding them into three separate columnar objects proceeding to submerge the columnar objects into a 26 day old pool of pee, vomit and period blood and then leaving to harden. If done correctly they should be in ideal condition to be sewn into one, thus forming a relatively big tripod of fermented baby skin dildos.
The three participants will then waterboard a female preferably with no legs spreading her vagina and cutting it up making a fresh pool of blood inside it followed up with immediately inserting the tripod pre-lubricated with cum into the vagina, the participants then pulling the tripod out along with the female who then eats the tripod and vomits it in the faces of your three friends or family members and within 43 seconds fucking the female until the heart stops beating. This is then followed up with giving her CPR just to knock her out and leaving her in a public space naked.
My family did not bring any board games to the Christmas dinner so i suggested performing a German Tricycle