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Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.
Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration
Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?
Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her
Matt: oh wow
Me:yeah he’s sick
Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.
Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.
To be played for slow, or given the runaround.
As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with
To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked
Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.
That price is too high, dont try to goose me.
Derogatory term for someone acting flamboyantly gay
Look at the homo he is a total goose