Horsing it down

When it is raining so hard and fast . Just like a horse pissing

It's horsing it down outside

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Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

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Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

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horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

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crampy horse

Directly related to over using a group of muscles, while having sex.

Ex: I have a crampy horse from being bent over in this position too long.

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Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

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horse head

when teeth scrape a males dick.

“man she gave horse head...it hurt to bad!!”

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