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Human Dynamo

An especially loquacious person who clearly doesn't know what he/she is talking about

"If bullshit were electricity, that guy would be a Human Dynamo!"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

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Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

by Swedge June 3, 2013

4676๐Ÿ‘ 4262๐Ÿ‘Ž


Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 21, 2008

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AP Human Geography

A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.

AP Human Geography is an awesome class, prove me wrong.

by it'sWingaRRdium April 22, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


human stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.

Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.

by gettin jizzy wit it December 17, 2006

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Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

by BertJimmy April 22, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


leave humanity behind

The all natural process of becoming a 5%er and transcending this mortal plane.

Hey bro, let's smash this Ben and Jerry's then do an 8 hour arm workout to leave humanity behind.... Shoooop dahhhh

by redditpeep210 November 20, 2020

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