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1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy
dig that magic marker beard
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The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.
I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.
Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion
I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.
The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts
The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.
Yo dude you’re beard is weird
Damn you got my ass
A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.