Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony
Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!
You Eat Booty Without this tool
How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu
"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"