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A cop who gives you a ticket when he does'nt necessarily have to... or any authorative person that gets off on his or her power.
I told the cop I didn't do anything, arrest me dick brain, so he did.
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Because of the unusual grenade-like shape of the bottle, Mickey's beer (in the "Big Mouth" bottles) are called brain grenades. Because the bottle shape is unique to Mickey's and patented, it is technically NOT correct to call any other kind of beer "brain grenades."
What kind of beer do you want?
Toss me a brain grenade.
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when ur brain looks like an ass
wut did you get on your test a 0 nice job ass brain
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Alternative name for testicles.
I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!
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Brain raped or brain raping: When you're woman is watching a dumb ass show and you can't seem to get up. Or if you get yourself stuck in a conversation with a couple of retards. It sucks you in. You can feel the brain cells diminishing but you can't do a thing about it. You're almost I a trance or a hypnotic state.
Mary: hey the WB has their season premiere on tonight! And look Gossip Girl is on...
John: this is so gay (but I can't get out of my seat to leave)
Joe: how can people sit and watch the Jersey Shore and then complain that it's stupid?
Ben: dude! It's cause most are women and women love brain raping television...
Office douchebag: Oooh I'm so awesome. How was your weekend; guess what I did? Blah blah blah...
Ben: fuck, I'm gettin brain raped, again.
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1. Someone who doesn't think before speaking. ie- unintelligent
2. A closed minded- ignorant, bigoted,prejudist, anti-cultural,intolerant or homophobic individual who usually has drowned his/her brain with alcohol.
3- a conservative with a fascist twist.
The hick saw the two men holding hands and yelled at them- then, the pea-brain drove into the ditch for not watching where he was going. Karma is such a bitch sometimes!
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Sexual arousal that comes from enjoying someone else intelligence.
Guy1: Have you seen that girl? She is incredibly intelligent.
Guy2: Yeah, I would go over an horde of blood thirsty aliens to have her. I have an incredible Brain Boner.
Girl1: I can' t belive the way he explained Heisenber uncertainty principle.
Girl2: Yeah, he gave me a Brain Boner since the start of the class.
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