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Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.
Just one of those little things you don't want around.
Likes to draw penises
Guy 1: look at that Jake musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave
A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.
God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy
Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
lil cunt that goes to pj normally around thee apples tall smokes darts and vapes everyday is a lil bitch
"oh look down you might see little jake davis hacking a dart"
They will get together on the 18th day.
Jake and Evie will be together forever
A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.
Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"