A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.
God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy
Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.
Just one of those little things you don't want around.
Likes to draw penises
Guy 1: look at that Jake musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave
They will get together on the 18th day.
Jake and Evie will be together forever
Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
lil cunt that goes to pj normally around thee apples tall smokes darts and vapes everyday is a lil bitch
"oh look down you might see little jake davis hacking a dart"
Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy
Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane