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peanut butter jelly time

A point in time at which an individual is so poor, the only food that s/he can afford to eat is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Kim: Hey, girl, you wanna go to Chili's for lunch today?
Jessica: No, I can't. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Kim: Damn. Maybe next week when you get paid?
Jessica: Yeah. That'll work.

by xeyla April 26, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mistook your jam for jelly

When you think one object for something very similar to it.

"Tina you mistook your jam for jelly when you grabbed me limes instead of lemons."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


peanut butter jelly sandwich

The result of an feceal infected pussy from fucking "bi" sexual men, dickheads that don't wash or shitskins.

In Africa they probably have so many diseases from the idiot shitskins making to many peanut butter jelly sandwiches with the dumb bitches.

by Onan August 30, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

32๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


peanut butter jelly dab

when you get the darker colored reclaim out of the spot where your nail connects to the rig and then you get some of the lighter colored reclaim thats got some of the water in it and you mix em together and make it look like pbj and dab it until you don't know where you are

Jake: Hey homie whats that?!?!

Tom: Just some Peanut Butter Jelly Dabs!
Jake: Oh wow! What're you gonna do with it?!
Tom: I'm gonna dab it until I don't know where I am!

by idon'tdodrugs46 March 11, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag March 28, 2011

49๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


peanut butter jelly time

Lubricated, raunchy gay sex

Timmy and Joe had some peanut butter jelly time after school

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

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