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Verb: To erk someone. To be all up in their biz. To cause frustration and anxiety. Basically to piss someone off in a profound way. Or, to bother someone's friends named jimmy
You: yo mama...
Me: I can't stand it when you rustle my jimmies like that
~or~
You: hey jimmy and jimmy. You suck
Me: Dude stop rustling my jimmies and apologize
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Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.
Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.
The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
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To put your dick back in your pants. Mainly when you have morning wood and you are in nothing but underwear and you dick sticks out the leg hole.
Hey Austin, I need some creamer for my coffee and ahhh, Tuck in your Jimmy.
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When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.
Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.
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An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.
Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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huge pot head who ravishes beautiful women with his chode
Troy: Dude! I finally fucked Trista, she's got such huge tits!!
Me: Just like a Jimmie Howe..
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It means some who is a cunt or a pedo
Look at that jimmy clarke boys
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