Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

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Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

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Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

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Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

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blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.

I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.

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String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings

The nerds were performing string jobs

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rim job

where sick fucks think it feels good to get there asshole licked. personally i think its fucking sick.

Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.

Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!

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