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Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you

Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!

by Mcs918 September 26, 2021

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The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.

"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"

by hairypuma March 7, 2019

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Joe Pham

Joe Pham is the MOST UGLY and terrible person you will ever meet. His face will make children cry and you will ABSOLUTELY HATE him.

Ugh i have to sit next to Joe Pham in AP Bio

by JdPham07 January 8, 2020


joe lupton

A absolute freak of nature. Someone who has shit curls on his head

Oh wow look at that joe lupton over there

by Joe lupton sucks April 24, 2018


joeing out

Being so stoned that you cannot do anything other than lay on your back and mong out.

Yo look at jack, dude he's so high that he's joeing out.

by Wadiyatalkinabeetm8 February 11, 2017


Joe Duplantier

Singer and vocalist of the fabulous French progressive/death metal band Gojira. Known for insane live shows. Please come out with a new album guys, I'm begging you.

Damn, did you see the show last night? Joe Duplantier was amazing.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020


Cashout Joe

Someone who rides but doesn’t die with his boys
Type of guy who will Cashout a bet for .56 cents

It’s so Cold out rn! I got them Seseme seed size nuts like Cashout joe

by Mayo Eye December 12, 2022