July 21st

If you were born on this day you are a little shit. It is national casandra-er-en-lille-lort day.

"Oh, Casandra, are you born on July 21st?" "Yeah" "Well you must be a little shit, then"

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12th of july

everyone born on this day is fucking gay and sucks cock

i heard he sucked your cock, yes thats because he is born the 12th of july

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July 8

Limelightshave decided that July 8th is Tate appreciation Day!

Girl: what’s today?
Limelight: July 8 which means it’s Tate appreciation day!
Girl: oh cool

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july 23rd

you suck dick hole

Connor: you suck dick hole

Ashley: Why because its July 23rd and the day of my disappointing birth

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July 3rd

A day of a birthday to a pretty, cute, light skinned, loyal, girl named Reyauna 🗿🗿

Hoe #1 - Omg tomorrow is July 3rd,
Hoe#2 - yea ik, I cant wait til 4th of July
Hoe #1 - no bitch, July 3rd. REYAUNAS birthday.
fucking dumb

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Fourth of July

The day fat filthy Americans blow up shit

Fourth of July is great

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July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.

Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven

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