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Its a game with simple rules:
If someone 'in the game' asks you a question and you respond with any answer containing the word 'mine' you have to do 10 push ups, straight away without delay (in the middle of a football match, lecture ect).
To do the push ups you must be asked by another member of the game. If the person who asks is not a memeber then it does not count.
If you delay for any reason you have to do 100 push ups.
If you deny you are in the game after saying 'mine' and get cought out, by another member of the game, you have to do 100 push ups.
Once joining the game the only way to quit is to do 1000 push ups.
Any disputes are to be settled by a 'kangaroo court' of three people who are in the game. (usually the people who witnessed the dispute).
Push ups cannot be completed over multiple sittings. Breaks can be taken while completing the required number of push ups but the penalised player cannot leave the push up position while taking these breaks.
The exemptions to the game are; If you are refering to 'mine' as in a land'mine' or a 'mine' as in a place where shit gets dug up.
That crazy fool stupidly got himself into the game of life
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When something bad happens to you, but you are powerless to stop it.
pwnt life
Guy A: "I tripped and sprained my ankle. Then it started raining and I caught a cold. I also stepped in dog shit just now."
Guy B: "HA! You were pwnt by life!"
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Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.
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(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.
Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!
Person B: What happened?
Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!
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The name of a very deep Eminem song. Originally meant to be the final song of his career, the final track of Recovery depicts the hatred that Eminem has grown for hip hop, and his plans to "divorce her."
"Too late for the other side,
Caught in a chase, 25 to life."
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Why you and I exist. According to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy," the mice build Deep Thought, a gigantic mega computer designed to divulge the answer to life. After 7.5 million years of calculation, it states the answer: 42. Here is the actual quote, Loonquawl being a mouse:
'"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."'
One wonders what the meaning to life is. . .
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An insult commonly used as a last resort; when someone gets pwnt so badly by a witty insult/comeback that they have nothing else to say other than "get a life".
Retard: You're such a nerd. You're never gonna get laid
Guy: At least I don't change the subject when someone asks how many friends I have.
Retard: Go get a life.
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