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Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 6, 2013


Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 28, 2024


Locked up

Chezz got locked up they won’t let him out!!

For fuck sake chezz why did u get locked up last night?

by Mundean December 22, 2019


Locked Up

The locking of something, usually a particular person

“Oh you was guarded by pala? No wonder you was locked up

by thelonerrrrr August 28, 2023


Shit locked down

It means you’re gorgeous. Sheesh

That girl Hanna got shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 27, 2018


Henry Lock

Strong, Brave, Will do anything to protect a loyal friend. Although may experience acne at a young age and most commonly has glasses he truly dose bring out the fact that looks aren’t the only think you need to go for in a date Henry Lock tends to be very funny and very weird in the conversations he has he is not afraid of saying what he truly thinks of someone and you can always count on him if you ever feel alone.

Henry Lock will help me out when I need someone he’s a kind sole and somehow always makes Me laugh even when I’m really sad.

by Urban dictiony October 30, 2019


Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020