Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

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mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

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Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio

This clock is a cube shape and beeps.

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep

Feel so Clean like a Money Machine-a

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Nobody:
Da bois: Feel so clean like a Money Machine-a

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step bro im stuck in the washing machine

A fucked tik tok trend

"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???

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and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

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big fat green machine horse cock

read the word you faggot

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

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