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marie valera: that which is weird/queer
Wow, that's so marie valera, he sucked a horse cock.
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Mari-Jane is someone special. She always wants to have good time and is very attractive. She's slim-thick and has dark hair. She's a darker skinned with light eyes. Everyone around her doesn't understand her. She's always jumping with joy but inside she's dying. She's always shy at first but then she's the freakiest person when she's comfortable. She loves animals and cares for the realest people. She tends to keep her circle small because of the fake people. Many people act like they don't like her but they're just really jealous. She only rides for the people that ride for her. She seems super selfish and self conceived but she's only like that because she doesn't want to get hurt by anyone.
Damn, y'all seen her? That's Mari-Jane.
Aye Mari-Jane on sum real shit right there.
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Beautiful athletic person who is a people's person who loves to interact with people sweet and lovable person
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Cutest couple ever
But only a few problems
1. They never talk to each other
2. They NEVER talk to each other except on text
3. They have this amazing, beautiful, smart, adorable and weird friend that almost ruined their first kiss
“Have u seen Marie and Wout today?”
“Yes, but it’s such a pity they never talk.”
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A hot chick Theo dated long time ago
- who's that chick ?
- it's Marie-julie, Theo's girlfriend, she's so hot !
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Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.
Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.
Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?
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When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
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