a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys
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Dat real ass nigga that lives in Fayetteville. He is the manliest of men. He's got a bad rep because most of you are jealous haters.
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the phenomena in Dungeons and Dragons , where players and Dungeron Masters are never able to live up to the incredible kills of Matt Mercer , The DM GOD
Because of The Matt Mercer Effect , many people have quit playing Dungeons and Dragons because they unable to live up to the awesomeness of Matt Mercer
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A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.
1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.
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referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack
it says backpack-o-matt
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A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In laymanβs terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : βIβm gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a systemβ
Everyone in earshot: βHey Matty just put $1,000 on black...Iβll put $1,000 on red!
Someoneβs fried: βWhy?β
Everyone: β Itβs the Matt Kiser Method β
Casino: β14 Red.β
Kiser: βAw shit!β
Everyone else: βYay!β
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
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A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.
Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass
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