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Mike Woodward buys me roses and dinner, I wish every girl could have a guy as great as him.
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a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
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a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones
u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
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combining mikes hard lemonade and vicoden. great taste and buzz of mikes hard, and the numbness of vicoden. do NOT over use the vicoden however. one or two is enough. over doing it could be bad. moderation :)
Lets have some mike and vikes! I've got Mike's hard, do you have vicoden?
hell yeah!
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The man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he'll kick the crap out of u and so will i
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a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.
"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"
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The biggest piece of shit out there. 300+ lbs. but not muscular. Tall and fat. Huge self-centered narssasistic asshole with an incredibly large ego and multiple personas. Tries to act and talk like he's Italian and constantly talks about "the family" or how he's in the mob. Realistically is less than 25 percent Italian and is a part of a want to be Russian mob or gang. Though may make it seem like he's high up there is probably a bottom feeder tech guy. Lies to make certain impressions on you. Often has the idea that he is the greatest being in existence. Extremely close minded. Very stupid, sucky liar though will not admit any form of imperfection. Basically very very very thick skull to make up for space the brain should have but does not. When it all comes down to it he verbally says things good about himself and all things stated above to fool himself and others into thinking he is all that. When in the end he is a lowly bottom of the food chain bug with a low self esteem and a look of fear in his eyes. If you look In his eyes you can see and smell the fear radiating. Never learns and is practically unhelpable. Must use extreme tactics in all situations with him. Also has pro crime attitude. Can be whipped easily if attracted to you but not tame. Will annoy you and screw you over. Never does anything for anyone but himself no matter how it seems there is a hidden motive.
Nick: who is that fat fuck? He forced his mom to get out of the car and sit in the back and said "big man don't get in back seat"
Stranger: that's big mike...
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