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broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023


Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)

Kedi has a fucked up mind

by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024


Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured

*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

Morgan has received Mind Crabs!

by Mattttttttttt- MAn April 11, 2011


Fast Mind

A hot ass rapper in WA

"Yo you seen that fine ass rapper on tiktok?"
"You mean Fast Mind???"

by scaredrat March 13, 2023


The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025


Soldier Mind

A strong person, can go through anything alone

He has a soldier mind he didn't need a girl by his side to survive

by Tosilly12 August 29, 2019


hive mind

it's like communism, but with brain cells

P1: "Ngl, I'm kind of stupid."
P2: "Ngl, we all do be running on the same 3 brain cells."
P2: "It's like communism, but with thinking abilites."
P2: "brb gotta make a new definition for hive mind on urban dictionary"

by peppermug October 23, 2020