some creepy little monster dolls used to make little girls believe that their best friends are monsters in disguise
Girl: I think I'm actually a vampire just like Draculara in Monster High and I'll be best friends with other monsters in high school!
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when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection
beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.
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A person who likes/love lady gaga too much.
A person with no life.
As you know, this page is totally useless. So if you want to drive someone mad, then link them to this page. When people see the link "Don't click here!" they will, as you, allmost always click on the link. And then happens.. - you know what... ;)
Omg did u see lady gaga i luv her
shut up u lady gaga monster
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Ugly, hideous, disgusting FEmale human being found around the Hudson Valley region.
Going out to get some underaged river monsters.
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A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....
That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......
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A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.
Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.
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(n.) a form of vaginal intercourse in which the male places snot on his penis as a lubricant.
Bob: Im going to need some lube.
Jane: Snot rocket on my vagina.
Bob: Yes will perform a "boogie monster"
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