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A girl who is in love with all the corners in the word. She owns a furcon down in the Mississippi. She gets down everytime CPR starts playing. She may ride horses at a ranch but who knows what else. She is an alien from outer space because yes. Till this day she's still praying she gets Hu Tao in genshin impact but along with many others- she is poor. I stalk all of her social media accounts, and to whomever is reading this- don't worry- i stalk yours too. Don't believe me? I'll go ahead and read off all your saves/posts. Also it's pronounced, "BOAR-ROTTEN" not "boring-teen".
"Morgan Boratyn is making her way downtown"
When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.
When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.
Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.
When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
Name for horrible twin lacrosse players also known as the floppers, wussies, or the word for a female dog - bitches
Lax player 1: “yo Sarah look who it is”
Lax player 2: “bro is that the Morgan twins”
Lax player 3: “Oml there’s the floppers. I just laugh anytime I look at them”
Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"