A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless
An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.
Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.
Sunday Morning Vibes are a certain type of vibes that you can only feel specifically on a Sunday morning. It's somewhat a random blast of euphoria that you get once you wake up.
Logan: Bro, I just woke up and i'm already getting some Sunday Morning Vibes.
Jack: Me too bruh, it's hard to define.
When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.
Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.
Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.
The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends
Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school
A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"
"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"