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Trap Music

Pure agony and torture in the form of music.

Friend: Trap music is the best music genre and it is way better than classic rock!
Me: Go away you dumb piece of s**t!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

19πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Country music

A deadly disease that spreads throughout america. It has taken the lives of 50 million people.

My grandma died from country music.

by Balls Obama June 17, 2022

19πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Elevator music

Music that you hear online but not on an actual elevator.

what the hells an elevator music

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING July 13, 2020

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shit Music

Shit Music is anything that you can't fucking stand listening to that kills your ears

Lou Reed is the definition of Shit Music with his album "Metal Machine Music"
He got stoned and decided to make his tunes out of guitar feed back, its guarenteed after a few minutes to make you want to commit suicide

by angie pangie pudding and pie April 22, 2008

54πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Christian Music

Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.

"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.

The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.

Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!

by Koffing September 10, 2009

89πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Country Music

Contrary to popular belief, country music is not all about honky tonks, losing your wife, and working on a farm. It can be about all different kind of things such as love(Our Song), what you know now(Letter to Me), and just comedy (A Boy Named Sue). Not everyone who listens to country music is a southern, Republican, below-40 IQ, hick. They are hard-working people who like music they can relate to. Any questions?

Me: Dad, why do people assume anyone who listens to country music is a redneck?
Dad: I don't know, they're just ignorant.
(Blasts "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as he speeds up in his Porsche!)
Proof not everyone who listens to country music is a redneck hick!

by Froggurl03 November 26, 2008

64πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Country Music

Music that most people think ruins your ears, lowers IQ, and is just horrible.Now i like country music, and i'm a great student, have perfect hearing, and i love it.Everyone, you can have your opinion on it.But please, don't go all,

Country music sux, it just freakin' noise!!!!!!
Only rednecks and hicks listen to this frickin' crap!!

You really don't have to be rude about something that alot of people like!

Most think country music is for hicks and rednecks, but it has alot of great meaning!For example:

Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone in a world that she can't rise above. But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place where she's loved! Concrete angel...

by Sh...it happens! November 4, 2010

49πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž