Noob Tuber Douchebag

A fucking cod player who is so retarded that they have to use the most pointless weapons ever and spam the fucking trigger.

Kevin is such a noob tuber douchebag, he went 74-2 on me.

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shut up noob

a word that is frequently said by someone i know, and also means: When a new player to a game is talking so much shit, you simply reply with: "Shut Up Noob." and that shuts them up.

Noob: You guys are doo doo uninstall!
An actual good player: Shut up noob.
A different good player: Yeah, shut up noob

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Noob Boosters

Noobs who try to raise their stats and levels by boosting in 1 on 1 matches. They also flat out suck and are nerds, who focus on getting achievements more than playing the game.

"Hey Larry, I think that guy in game chat called us Noob Boosters? What does that mean?"
"He's just jealous because we have sweet stats and are fifth prestige, even though our KDR is .03."

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noob stick

like on halo 3 when your playing a game of swords and you parry them they throw a plasma grenade on you

alex the noob is using his gay noob stick and its pissing me off

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bob noob

someone who steals all the sand in roblox treasre hant simulater

this bob noob just stole all the sand

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Noob Syndrome

When one thinks they know every aspect of what they have just recently begun to do.

Michael: Hey man that's not how you roll a j.
James: STFU n00b, you've smoked pot three times!
Michael: Man, I know more than you do.
James: Dude you got noob syndrome.

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pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.

1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*

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