Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

Don't name your friendsDon't name your friends Don't name your friends

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black cop named carl

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

See Family Matters, Die Hard, etc.

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My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.

I swallowed a my pet named Steve.'

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Names section on urban dictionary

Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it

The Names section on urban dictionary is pure cancer

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Name definition on urban dictionary

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem

Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((

Barack Obama's Last Name

Barack Obama's last name is....

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀

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Attention Whore Screen Name

An Attention Whore Screen Name is when someone joins a chat room or virtual world and their screen name suggest that they are a slut. Such as "Pornstar07" or "FuckPrincess"

Jenna- "Hey did you see Ashly's screen name on WeeWorld?"

Brooke- "No. What is it?"

Jenna- "It is such an attention whore screen name."

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