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1. A grit-eatin' freak
2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique
3. A one man, no good, losing streak.
When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.
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The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie
man 2- Im going to vomit
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Although the idea of an Urban Redneck would at first seem an oxymoron, they do exist and are actually quite common. There are basically three different kinds of Urban Rednecks.
1) The Transplanted Redneck is found in urban centers all over the world. His job or his dreams have forced him to leave his native community in search of new opportunities. The Transplanted Redneck remains true to himself and his culture, despite immersion in the urban landscape. A transplanted redneck, or pair of rednecks, may raise a family in the city and retain their redneck characteristics for several generations.
2) The Poser is found all over North America, but is especially concentrated in cities in the Southern United States, Nevada and Utah. These individuals may have no Redneck roots, or even be a transplanted Yankee, but either seek acceptance in their new homes, or have vastly distorted perceptions of the social norms in their adopted communities. The Urban Cowboy phenomenon that started in the 1980s is characterized by individuals in full country & western garb, that have never even been near a horse.
3) The Postmodern Redneck is also found all over North America. The Postmodern Redneck may, or may not, have Redneck roots. As opposed to "The Poser", the Postmodern Redneck has experienced a philosophical transformation in which he rejects modernism and urbanity, in favor of simpler more genuine way of life. The Postmodern Redneck is often an educated professional who owns guns, hunts wild game, and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty changing oil or cleaning a stable.
"Billy Bob got a job in Chicago but he's having trouble adjusting to life as an urban red neck."
"The kids at school think it's cool to wear big belt buckles, cowboy hats and drive big trucks. But their just urban red necks with a trust fund."
"Ted Nugent is an urban red neck and damn proud of it!"
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to suck dick, or perform oral sex
Guy 1: Yo, I saw mary giving up neck in the bathroom!
Guy 2: Word?! Let me holler at her...,,
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When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
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A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
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A term that cam be used if someone is on your dick or are dick riding
pick your head up lil ass neck-shelovesraud