A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.
He is such a crap-nut!
when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!
Francis: Thats terrible!
An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.