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Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.
You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.
Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
This is a bed-head/ more natural look of hair that is fantastic looking either way. This is more feminine and focused on girls who may not think that its attractive.
Look you've got Halina hair!
Really? I've never thought so...
Are you serious?? Thats insane
Hair condiments or hair sauce is another way of saying shampoo and conditioner.
“Hey mate, when you go to the shops can you grab me some hair condiments?”
“Yeah no worries.”
Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...
Guy: "what's the problem?"
Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"