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Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.
Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..
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A sin.
‘I’m super straight’ - an idiot
‘Your a fucking joke’ - anyone with common sense
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you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average
person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it
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A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.
Male: hey I’m super straight
Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha
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Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.
Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
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A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser
*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*
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Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
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