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Oliver

The name of someone who contributes little to nothing to a group chat. Olivers tend to sit around all day just viewing things like little weasels. A nuclear strike could be happening but guaranteed an Oliver will just be waiting around, anticipating someone to type something.

Person 1: "Look at this fella, just viewing our messages"
Person 2: "Oh my giddy gosh, he's such an Oliver"
Person 3: "Oh wow, look at Insert name here, he's so cool and the ladies love him, he messages back in the group and doesn't sit back and watch like an absolute wally"

by Randombigmusclesscaryman August 3, 2022


Oliver

A person who is awesome and has a minuscule ego. People often get his name wrong because of how hard it is to utter such a magnificent name.

Person: Oh, you're Jenny, right? You're so awesome!

Oliver: I know its hard for you to comprehend, but my name is actually Oliver. Thank you though.

by HIGH_VELOCITY_CHICKENS November 21, 2021


Oliver

Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)

Damn Oliver! Why’d you bring bacon flavored soda?
Oliver: I dunno. Seemed nice.

by Hotel scootis August 19, 2020


Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021


Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021


Oliver

He is the biggest dustman

"Hey look, isn't Oliver. The biggest dustman at RKS

by bRIAN.B October 29, 2018


Oliver

A loving and caring mother. Hotty all the way. Not very smart but makes up for it with her big ...

Oliver is a legend

by Lionbigmane August 7, 2023