The name of someone who contributes little to nothing to a group chat. Olivers tend to sit around all day just viewing things like little weasels. A nuclear strike could be happening but guaranteed an Oliver will just be waiting around, anticipating someone to type something.
Person 1: "Look at this fella, just viewing our messages"
Person 2: "Oh my giddy gosh, he's such an Oliver"
Person 3: "Oh wow, look at Insert name here, he's so cool and the ladies love him, he messages back in the group and doesn't sit back and watch like an absolute wally"
A person who is awesome and has a minuscule ego. People often get his name wrong because of how hard it is to utter such a magnificent name.
Person: Oh, you're Jenny, right? You're so awesome!
Oliver: I know its hard for you to comprehend, but my name is actually Oliver. Thank you though.
Oliver is a smol, Scandinavian, blond guy, who probably eat obscure fruits when you aren’t looking. Such as: dragon fruit,
Plantains, entire pineapples, Lemons, limes and many more. Oliver is a guy who LOVES sweets & soda, bacon, soda flavored Sweets, sweet flavored soda, sweets flavored bacon, bacon flavored sweets, soda flavored bacon, bacon flavored soda and many, many, many more.
(Yes, all of those things I listed are real. Oliver has tried them all.)
Damn Oliver! Why’d you bring bacon flavored soda?
Oliver: I dunno. Seemed nice.
Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
He is the biggest dustman
"Hey look, isn't Oliver. The biggest dustman at RKS
A loving and caring mother. Hotty all the way. Not very smart but makes up for it with her big ...
Oliver is a legend