The one delusional kid who thinks he's going to take over the country
Olivers a fag
An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag
“ Oliver, can I have your number?”
“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18
Oliver is a fine young fellow, you usually find Olivers high above in trees. They are hated by everyone but males.
Female:Oh look let's climb that tree and kill that Oliver.
Male: oof lets stab that female.
Female: oof I just got stabbed in the back
An absolute legend, he is the kindest, greatest person in the world with the biggest dick, the definition of giga chad.
"I met some dude named Oliver."
"You're so lucky, if I was you I'd suck his dick every day."
"Insert Laugh Track"
Is the best kind of eldritch being pretty, smart, cute and tall. He likes cats and the blood of the eldery. Also known as Yoh'zaxho'imha'zangi.
Tyler-Wow Oliver i can touch the roof with a jump
Yoh'zaxho'imha'zangi-Wow i can also do it (Summons his legion of tentacles to reach the roof)
An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.
Ya know oliver?
“ the super nice one? “
Yea that one
Oliver is badass and loving at the same time, a rare mix. He is a 6’6 tall young man with long blond hair and an amazing smile. Oliver is considered to be the definition of a best friend. With tons of loyalty and laughter to share with him he makes you want to be around him as much as possible. Due to his enormous height he also has a long dick as well.
Oliver is the older brother I’ve always dreamed of
Oliver is dead sexy