The term Biggest Possible Oof refers to the biggest and loudest Oof possible in this Universe. This is even bigger than the MEGA OOF. The term can also be used as onomatopoeia.
Bro 1: Yo bro, ya girl just cheated on ya
Bro 2: MEGA OOF
Bro 1: Also Trump got president
Bro 2: Biggest Possible Oof
Rumoured to be the very words the midwife spoke when she laid eyes on Logan pauls birth.
*logan paulers exist* god: Oof that's an L right there
An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.
Winston - my house has just died
Jemarkus - oof
Winston - oh
Sarah - mega oof
Winston - *gets deeply offended*
When one commits a "hit and run" but ends up exposing themselves with evidence left behind or hurting themselves by doing something crazy or erratic and ends up running away.
Example 1:
Kelly: Hey Haley! Did you see the hit and run on the news last night?
Haley: Yeah, turned out to be an oof and run when he left his license plate behind.
Example 2:
Emery: I am going to tell Serena I like her.
Charlene: You know that could lead to a big oof and run if she doesn't like you back.
To make someone feel better/ To make the situation better
I thought I'd make a joke to ease the oof that was going on.
The most extreme form of "oof" to ever exist. Is commonly said when someone has been in a state of extreme discomfort.
"My house burnt down"
"GIANT OOF"
A person that's enjoys kissing pillows jumping his couch.
You such a lil oof