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pizza face

acne so bad that it looks like u have got a peporami pizzz on ur face

u know that joe berril? hees got a right pizza face the wig wam

by mitchel May 4, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


California Pizza

The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.

Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

by Hustle and Go May 3, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Pizza

1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.

example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?


example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!

by enlightened hippie breeder May 23, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Firecrotch pizza

When A large cheeze pizza is shoved up a Firecrotches ass piece by piece and then a hot man with a large jake (see definition of jake) has anal sex to get the Pizza out. The sauce is then licked off the penis by the fire crotch. This act of anal and oral sex is rarely done and only with a true firecrotch.

sam: Dam i gave that bitch Firecrotch pizza last night! Tt was soo fucking good!
max: Ohh yea i bet the sauce was everywhere!

by T-pain Thompson August 22, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


DickLover's pizza

One who loves cock.

Generally a gay, or horny female.

A pizza of the male genitalia.

Janice, so you chompin on Dave's Dicklover's pizza tonight?

by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pizza slap

slapping someone usually across the face with a slice of a pizza s bitch slap but holding the pizza. can also be done with a hamburger and then becomes a patty slap. a pizza slap is very gross and much more powerful with hot greasy pizza as it not only does it hurt from the slap it burns from the grease.

John and Chris were sitting in the cafeteria when a fight broke out and John laid down the pizza slap on Chris with a hot greasy slice of cafeteria pizza.

by bruce mcnair October 14, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Pizza

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

by Mity J October 18, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž