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Highland Park IL, is a rich neigborhood north of Chicago. Most kids here are like clones of one another. That is being rich, acting stupid and being good at sports. Also, kids that are the least bit unique are outsiders. Most kids are jewish and the others constantly state that they want to be. Emo is a fun joke among jocks and cheerleaders. The popular kids in HP say it is the best place on Earth, It's not.Not everyone here is hot, a lot of popular kids are either fat or are in serious need of a nose job.Take it from me I live in HIGHLAND PARK.
Normal conversation in Highland Park.
Jock to cheerleader: Look at me I'm so Emo! (Shows fake cuts on arms.)
Cheerleader: (Laughs her head off) That is sooo funny!
Other Cheerleader: OMG! I like totally forgot to do my homework last night. Quick, what's 2+2?
Cheerleader:(Thinks hard) I think it's 5!
Jock: You are so smart. Meet me after class,I've got to pick out a new Porche. I crashed my other one last night at the party.
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The best band in the world. A mixture of rock/Rap.
Linkin Park kicks Raven's ass
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The old forgotten bastard child of monopoly. It is the second most expensive property on the board, yet no one will ever give a fuck about it because it's sister property, boardwalk, is that fucking awesome.
Player 1: Park Place! FUCK YEAH! I'll buy it.
Banker: calm down, it's only park place.
Player 2: 12.....AWESOME! BOARDWALK! I'll take it
Banker: Oh shit! everybody watch out!
Player 1: I hate you guys......
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New Zealand term for the state of a person who has opened another beer before finishing their first, resulting in them holding two bottles.
Hah look at Nick! He's double parked.
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City located in southeast Michigan near Detroit. City full of sluts, scene kids and preps.
Slutty Lincoln Park, Scene Lincoln Park
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Broxton park is a school filled with evil devil children. In the bathrooms they just shit all over the place! Like i don't know what kind of bowel explosions are happening but there but it's just traumatizing, you will occasionally find blood in the bathroom, I don't even want to imagine why... But the teachers aren't any better, the enjoy stabbing people in the back and making the shit school even shittier, I didn't know it was possible. Then go on what they call "rabbit trails" this is when they talk about random shit and say it's educational, it's often a sob story and I'm just like "OMG I don't give a fuck! Just shut up and let me not have to endure your sob story!" A teacher said "here are my car keys go grab my Pepsi and come back in" lol, Broxton is odd. Teachers at broxton park are like, " when I was 10 I was bullied" and then start crying and then I'm just like " OMG I don't give a fuck, like stop your sobb story and grow up.
I teach at broxton park so I basically fuck my students in the ass all day long.
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Not a top of a park, and not a park. A place in Ann Arbor Michigan, where people hang out in the summer. Lots of druggies there. Top of a parking structure, where they play movies on the side of a building. Near the power center. Great place (expecially fo couples)!
Abrevation: TOTP, or TOP
Randa: Are you going to top tonight?
Sheida: Duh! Can I get a ride?
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