When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts
I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...
a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty
That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter
When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter
Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one
peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.
girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep