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When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.
I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!
When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
hey do you know what a pick me elephant is?
no
oh, it's Joshua Zeppeli
Only acceptable way to say finger food
The party better have pick and licks.
when you break up bud with your fingers
i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit
Hes lit woop woop best beardie in the world
Yo lit pick is super cute and lit I love him no cap sheeesh👍👍👍👍👍
To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.
My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.