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Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1
I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.
Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.
The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.
LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."
When something is really cool it mean school potatoes
I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes
A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.
Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.
Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.
Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)
I gotta take a major ass potato