Left Rule

a rule created in which 2 people kiss, and turn their heads to the left, rather then the normal right.

even though it may be odd at first, it seems to be much better.

once you learn the "left rule" you will never want to go back to any other way.

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Denny's Rule

The rule stating "when a meal decision takes more than ten minutes, you go to Denny's."

"Dude, we can't agree on anything. We're just gonna go with the Denny's Rule."

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Rule 84

If it exists, there is a TI-84 port of it.

Person 1: I'm thinking of getting into Rule 84
Person 2: Oh nice, what are you thinking of doing first?
Person 1: Thinking about playing bad apple on a TI-84 calculator.

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Shit rule

The rule that says you have to shit. For people who always follow the rules and won't do anything if there's not a rule for it.

That cop would let his belly bust if there wasn't a shit rule.

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Rule 134

If it exists, somebody made a music video of it.

guy 1: Wanna watch star wars. Any pages for episode 3?

guy 2: Rule 19.

Later

guy 2: found somethin?

guy 1: Rule 134. Music vids crowding google.

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Brogan Rule

When a relationship ends, it is over. There is no getting back together. It can also be called the one-dump rule, but that sounds like you're talking about defecation.

He totally wanted to get back together with me, but I can't date him again because of the Brogan Rule.

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the no stick it in rule

the ability to participate in any ammount of foreplay in regards to making out and/or getting-off. obstaining from actual insertion of the penis into the vagina.

"daddy always told me son with women ya just cant win...so it's better to touch the skin but son dont stick it in"

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