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When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
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(noun) Used to describe a large number of gay men, with at least three sailor hats, in a conga line running a train over a stone faced russian child who never shows emotion during this sexual encounter.
(Older Russian woman lecturing her child)
Lttle boy, if you do not play nice and make good grades, you will be forced to attend a russian parade
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The proscess of sexual intercourse with a girl during her period, then pulling out with your dick bloddy and ejaculating in her mouth and her putting it on your dick for a red and white dick.
"The Russian Candy Cane was so sweet and delicious.
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While fucking a woman from behind on the floor, you grab her arms out from under her so her face lands on the floor and you give your final thrust and force her face across the floor into the wall.
Q: How did you put a hole in the wall all the way down there?
A: Russian snow plow
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The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
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When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
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when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
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