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Eating a girl out on her period. Whenever he goes down, she will keep bleeding and when he comes back up to her the dried blood looks like a rusty pizza.
My girl totally gave me a Rusty Pizza last night.
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A sexual act consisting of shoving your whole arm up a woman's ass and then pulling it out and immediately put her in a choke hold with your shitty arm. While she is jerking around and about to pass-out, shove your cock in her pussy or ass your choice and hold on until she passes out let her drop to the floor and then jizz on her.
Dude did you see me Rusty Callahan that bitch it was awesome!
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The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.
Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.
Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.
While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as ฤชลvarฤซya aunlฤ (โthe divine digitโ). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded โThe Brass Nailโ: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rรผst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
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The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity
I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape
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A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".
If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.
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The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.
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When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.
My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!
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