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When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.
Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion
when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"
(noun)
Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)
Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.
Hand tat Matt is such a salty squad "Leader".
Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.
Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!
When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.
I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.