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Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.
Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.
The male population in general.
Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!
Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.
This is a very wet pickle that you sometimes shove up your asshole and scream for mercy while the pickle gropes your sac and squeezes.
Omg... you should try this sea pickle it really goes in my butt.
Hands down the most glamorous, prestigious, hardest fighting gamefish that swims in the northwest Atlantic.
“Dude, you wouldn’t believe what I caught the other day” “A tuna?” “No, a sea robin”
Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.
Look at the size of his sea monster.
A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.
My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.